I like to think I've got a certain amount of class, but I've also got a bit of an adolescent sense of humor and that makes it hard not to find certain ridiculous things funny now and then. Like fifteen minutes ago at lunch when Lara, a cool and pretty girl I work with, walked into the break room and said none too quietly "sorry if my tuna stinks, ( Read more... )

I went to the bathroom a few minutes ago. The drain cover in the urinal here at work is bright red and my pee was yellow. It made me think of McDonalds.


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...while sitting on the toilet. I'm sure this is too much information for some of you, but I was sitting on the toilet a few minutes ago when classic 80's song "I Ran" by Flock of Seagulls entered my head, but the word "ran" was replaced with "shat". There was no thought process leading up to it; it just happened. I got a good laugh out of it and ( Read more... )